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Poo Cone

Send a Poo Cone to your friends. Or your enemies.
We don't judge. 💩

🔥 Over 10,000 poo cones delivered (and counting)

WTF Is a Poo Cone? 💩

Poo Cone is the internet's premier poo-themed digital prank gift service. Send a beautifully crafted, hilariously disgusting digital poo cone message to anyonevia email. It's like a greeting card, but worse. Much worse.

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Digital Prank Gift

A beautifully wrapped digital surprise that lands right in their inbox. No actual poo involved. Probably.

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Sent Via Email

Enter their email, we handle the delivery. Anonymous or signed — it's your call, you magnificent chaos agent.

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Guaranteed Laughs

100% laugh-or-your-money-back guarantee.* (*Not actually a guarantee. All sales are final because c'mon.)

How It Works

Three simple steps to poo-themed greatness 💩

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Step 01

Pick Your Poo Cone

Choose from our carefully curated collection of premium digital poo. From Classic to Mega Dump, we've got a turd for every budget.

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Step 02

Enter Their Email

Type in the email of your lucky recipient. Boss, ex, best friend, that person who microwaves fish at work — anyone.

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Step 03

We Deliver the Laughs

Sit back and enjoy. We'll send them a gloriously ridiculous poo cone message they'll never forget. You're welcome.

Pick Your Poo 💩

Every budget deserves a little poo in their life

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The Classic Poo Cone

A tasteful introduction to poo

$4.99

✓Standard poo cone email
✓Custom message included
✓Send anonymously
✓Basic poop puns

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The Deluxe Poo Cone

Premium poo for discerning pranksters

$9.99

✓Animated poo cone email
✓Custom message + GIFs
✓Send anonymously
✓Premium poop puns
✓Sound effects (yes, really)

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The Mega Dump

For when regular poo just won't do

$19.99

✓5 poo cone emails over 5 days
✓Custom messages each day
✓Escalating ridiculousness
✓Legendary poop puns
✓The recipient will NEVER forget
✓Certificate of Poo Achievement

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Frequently Asked 💩

Your burning questions, answered with questionable seriousness

As real as the poop emoji on your phone. We send genuine, hilariously designed digital poo cone messages to anyone you choose. No actual fecal matter is involved. We're pranksters, not monsters.

Absolutely. Go full secret agent. Your recipient will have NO idea who unleashed the poo upon them. Or, sign your name proudly — we respect both approaches to psychological warfare.

They receive an email with a beautifully designed, absolutely ridiculous poo cone message. It's like a Hallmark card, if Hallmark had a very different creative direction.

We have a strict no-returns policy. You can't un-poo a cone. Once it's sent, it's sent. Choose your targets wisely. Or don't. Again, we don't judge.

Depends on where you work. If you work at Poo Cone HQ, absolutely. If you work anywhere else... we recommend using a personal email. HR has been known to lack a sense of humor.

Because the world needs more laughter and less seriousness. Also because someone had to do it, and that someone was us. You're welcome, humanity. 💩

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Ready to Spread the Joy?

Someone in your life deserves a Poo Cone today.
Don't let them down.

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